2020. 09. 20
Original Chat credit: shineshinee0525
https://twitter.com/iheartshinee_/status/1313015736000864257?s=20
<Yabalabahiyamohayimamohayirula-nim has entered the chat>
(the above username was a line from a song called ‘Dunk Shot’ released in 2009 by Lee Seunghwan and later remade by NCT Dream)
: Hi Kiyeomis
: Hi
: What is this, why are you guys coming in so quickly
: You guys are holding onto your phones too much though?
: No, this is from before
/refering to the picture above/
: How are you guys not able to find me
: It’s so long though? (his username)
: If it starts with Yabalaba then it’s me
: It’s me
: I am resting because it’s a weekend
: Not long is left now
: Wait
: kekekekekekekeke
: I am just lying down
:
(Ppingppangbbong)
: Remember when I kept thinking about a children song during WANT?
: I found one again this time
: I heard another one again
: kekekekeke
: Can I even say it
: But it’s a part where Taeminnie has lyrics for and it’s a part where you can hear it at its instrumental
: I keep thinking about ‘Itaewon Freedom’..
: I mean ‘Itaewon Freedom ddanddanddan’ and
: ‘Elegantly~ The (criminal) who destroys me’
: keeps me thinking about it constantly
: The starting of Itaewon Freedom
: I mixed it
: What is this…?
: The news part
: Other than making it look busy, I can’t hear anything
/Kibum is talking about the news narration in Criminal/
: kekekeke You are saying that there was Korean in there?
: It’s the voice of a few announcers delivering the sad news or the busy rustling sound of a restaurant and kitchen during dinner time if not it’s the policemen asking for backup
/Kibum was being told that it’s Taemin’s music broadcast stage that day/
: Ah right, it’s today isn’t it
: I saw the Friday and Saturday one
: He dances really well with mirrors on his whole body but it could be my occupational disease. I would be so nervous worrying that that would hit my microphone or my face
/Kibum is talking about Taemin’s silver outfit for Music Core/
/Fan: The one that Taemin had on looked like Miz to me, do you know Miz? The snack/
: They say it’s Miz kekekekeke
: Laminations will break eating that
: I have a lamination, I got into an accident when I was a kid
: I don’t know, maybe it’s because I got hurt so much when I was really young that I am sensible as I age
/Fan: Kibum oppa’s teeth are all fake?????/
: ? I said one, one my friend
: One
: It’s one
: kekekekekekekeke
: They said it’s all lamination
: Doesn’t it need to be taken out once you are home?
: kekekekeke
: What does Kibum hyung think of Taeminnie’s tattoo?
: That kid showed me when I cooked for him that day
: I said that I will remove it for him using cleansing oil
: I don’t know, I haven’t removed it before ^_^ I don’t know if it’s real of fake ^_^
: I don’t have it but, I don’t know~ People will do it if they do it, they’ll not if they don’t.
/Fan: Is there really not even a time when Kibummie wants to do tattoo?/
: I have no thoughts of doing it
: I have to even change my clothes twice a day and you are telling me that I have to look at it after doing it just once?
: I can’t do it
: It’s the difference in personality
: If I want to do it, I can be determined and just do it
/Fan: Bum-ah, were you wearing two pants when you took the picture of Changsub-nim the other time?/
: No, it’s a pair of pants that is being done that way
: I will get caught by the fashion law and order kekekekekeke
/Fan: Kibum-ah, you will definitely do Bubble when you are out right?? Want to see you soon ㅠㅠ/
: kekekekekeke
: I will do bubble after I discharge
: I will read those that have a point so if you want to say something, write it in the chat. If not, no one writes anything
/Fan: How does Kibum know ‘Legeno’ (Legend, but just change the back part)/
: Do you think so of it that way?? Can’t I naturally know the words that people are using 🤔
: kekekekekeke so mean!!
: Among us
: Ruins the mood
: A world that you are being deceived and you deceive
: It’s okay when you play with people who you don’t know
: But if you play with people you know
: It ruins the mood
: How can everyone be lying
: Everyone keeps saying that they are 확시 (certainly citizen)
: It’s insane really
: I always 확시 (certainly citizen) at the living quarters
: Separating the rubbish
: I am definitely certainly a citizen because I always separate the rubbish
: kekekekeke
: kekekeke Imposter
: you will have to like turn off the lights and is that the oxygen controller? You have to turn that off and do it all naturally
: When I do that, I keep on not walking and just stood still
: So I keep getting caught
: I am supposed to move around while doing it
: If I just stand still, the emergency alarm will go on out of a sudden
: kekekeke
: As not a vocation kekekeke
: I stopped playing PUBG
: kekekekeke I just play 3 rounds and it’s already an hour
: What is this? Kekekekeke
: The face and his hand are separated though?
: Why does his expression not match with his finger heart?
: kekekekeke
: I am trying to get used to it
/Fan: Let’s go for a round of Instagram Live Kibummie/
: You are asking me to do Instagram live? If I get locked up, my discharge will be delayed
/Fan: Kibum-ah, do you have a drama that you watch nowadays?/
: I really want to watch the drama that Ridley Scott made but I don't know where can I watch it
/Fan: What is that
Fan: Who is that
Fan: Ah~~~~That person~~~~/
: kekekekeekeke ‘Ah~~~ That person~~~’ they say
: kekekekeke ah kekekekeke
: What ‘Ah~~~~~ That person~~~~~’ kekekekekekeke
: kekekekekek I am going to faint really kekekeke Ah that person kekekeke Ah kekekekeke
/Fan: Kibum-ah, you saw Taeminnie ‘Lee Sooman teacher’?/
: What does this mean???
: kekekekekekekekeke
: If it was me, I would have said ‘Mr. SM’
: No one would be able to argue with that
: Mr. SM
: It’s right, isn’t it
: kekekekeke
: We are going towards the US-style
/Fan: My wish (Sowon) right now is really, before oppa discharge (…)
// Over here the fan wrote it in a way that it sounds like Wish (Sowon) is an oppa’s name///
: Right now, I was like ‘Who is Wish (Sowon) oppa though?’
: I mean, who is Sowonnie oppa…?
: kekekekeke
: Can’t live kekekeke so sick of it really kekekeke
/Fan: Bum-ah, have you told the members what you want to receive as your birthday gift? /
: No I didn’t pick any
/Fan: You didn’t pick your birthday gift you say??
Fan: Gift? /
: Yes
/Fan: Ask from SM/
: From who?
: Who can I talk to to get it?
: kekekekeke
: They say they will give?
: kekekekekeke
/Fan: They will give you because your forehead is wide/
: Where did you come from?
: Who are you?
: Why did you come & spy on us then join in to chat because you can’t hold it
: You are a spy from where?
: Do return back to where you came from
/Fan: EMA (Forehead) Ent. CEO Kim Kibum/
: Where did you come from?
: Say that it’s ‘Forehead Ent’
: kekekekekeke
: Forehead Ent.?
: They say Mr. Forehead
: kekekekekekeke
: ema
: EMA. ent
: EMA. ent Co., Ltd
: Yah, all of you get out
: kekekekekekekekeke (x6)
: They say EMAland
: keymaland
: Should say that it’s a compound word
: Keymaland
: A performance based on physiognomy
: For the opening, let’s go with the one where Lee Changsub and myself dance like mad
: World first physiognomy show
: The ending would be a fortune telling section
: Fengshui telling section
: There’s no need of lighting, just have to show forehead
: Changsub’s (forehead) is not wide
: kekekekekekekekeke only mine is wide
: But it’s not that wide to the extent it gives you goosebumps
: Yah all of you get out
: What should I do for my hair after I discharge
: You guys are asking me to grow it out? I don’t know, I have nothing that I want to do
: since I change my hair always kekeke
: kekeke but my scalp is originally strong
: I should go now, I am going to take my afternoon nap
: I should slowly go and sleep at this time
: kekekeke because it’s a weekend
/Fan: *greeting Kibum Happy Birthday/
: Ah right it’s my birthday, right
: I got it, stay well everyone
: Love you all, everyone be healthy! See you all again
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