[KEY] 200820 Kakao Group Chat

2020. 08. 20

♥ Kibum entered one of his Kakao group chat

original chat credit: SHINee__480923

<Yabalabahiyamohayimamohayirula-nim has entered the chat>

(the above username was a line from a song called ‘Dunk Shot’ released in 2009 by Lee Seunghwan and later remade by NCT Dream)

: It’s me. Why is it so small* here

: I was asked to come in so I came**

/*there was only a small amount of people in the group chat at that point of time/

/** the chat room had ‘Kibum won’t you come in here’ on its entry page/

: kekekekekeke

: Because I am off today

: So I came

/Fans asking what is Kibum doing/

: I am lying down

/Fan replied saying that they are lying down too/

: Why are you lying down on a Thursday

: Are you working from home?

/Fans asking what is Commedes and Garcons doing/

: Commedes and Garcons must be playing well right now...

: kekekeke

/Fan replied that they were waiting for the new semester to start and they are students*

(*might not be accurate cause I can’t find the corresponding convo, only saw it once before it was being deleted?)/

: Go and study!!!!

: What are you doing at the academy

: Need to work from home now because it is so chaotic right now

: Don’t go out

: If you wear a mask and sanitize your hands, that could at least do something

: Even so, you guys must be careful

: For me hmm... I am always careful of course, even when I am here

: There’s isn’t much (time) left

: Have worked hard

/Fan: I will eat only garlic for 48 days and wait/

: I am not the one that needs to eat...?

: kekekekeke

/Fan: Oppa, we saw your challenge with Soyou unnie. Your body(dance) line is amazing/

: What is this for me to be paying for the meal and filming the challenge too?

: Kekekeke

: Why am I always like that?

: I should perform a round of exorcism right now.

: Why is everyone like that

/Fan: Next time try to get Taeminnie to cook/

: I am sorry

: I did wrong

: I will just do it

: Even if my hands are swollen, I will just do it

: I am sorry

/Fan: Try to ask Onew to make Dalgona coffee for you /

: I am sorry I will just go to Paik’s Coffee Story*

*Name of a coffee shop by Chef Paik

: If I ask him to make a few cups of that

: He will need to switch out his arms

: He won’t be able to turn during Everybody anymore

: You can’t give up on your arms for Dalgona Coffee, can you

: That’s why I won’t have them

: I am very sincere about this

: Don’t even mention about it

/Fan: Does Kibum has no intention of making Dalgona Coffee?/

: For me

/Hashtag: Whipping Machine/

: I am going to make using this

: I am sorry but this is the year 2020

: Not year 1920

: 2020

: Ohwoo If I use whipping machine, V app will end in 3 minutes

: What to do

: Of course, I will have to use my hands to do it

: Enough, between 3 minutes and 30 minutes

: It’s going to be 30 minutes, isn’t it

: How could I not know!!!

/Fan: Cute kekeke/

: Excuse me but where did you come from?

: This is Lee Kyunggyu sunbae’s secret camera, isn’t it?

: Oh my

: Hold on

: I tagged wrongly

/Fan: Film 12 hours after you discharge/

: This was the one*

*Kibum replied to another message that intended to reply to at first

: kekekekekekekekeke

/Fan: even though Goh Kun said that*/

(*Goh Kun is the former prime minister of South Korea | I am not 100% sure if this was referring to the right content so please take only a pinch from this part)

: This was supposed to be ‘Excuse me but where did you come from?’

: But I replied at ‘Cute kekekeke’

: kekekekekekekekeke tetetetetetete*

*Kibum meant to type ‘k’ but ended up typing into ‘t’ too because the letters are just next to each other on the keyboard

: No, I am wrong again

: This (Fan’s message on ‘Film 12 hours after you discharge’)

: kekekekekekekekekekeke

: I am going nuts

/Hashtag: Irene Seulgi Naughty/

: Have you guys seen this?

: Lee Taemin and I are going to do it too

/Hashtag: Pat & Mat/

: As this (Pat & Mat)

: Doing as Ke-t and Taem-t

: And it won’t be ‘Nol-i (놀이) = Korean title of ‘Naughty’’

: But Game of Yut = Yut-Nol-i (윷놀이)*

*Yut is a traditional Korean game

: Yut-Nol-i Nol-i Nol-i Oh yeah oh oh

: Like 10 won for every point

: When I discharge? I want to stay at home though

: kekekekeke

: But honestly, when I am out for vacation, I don’t really go out

: Kiyeomis-ah

: It’s really fun

: Okay rest a little... You need to know how to rest too when at home... Kibum-ah (In return, film a stay-home vlog)

: For this

: I can just do it when I rest and work

/Fan: Did Kibum upload a picture/

: That’s why I am talking over here, isn’t it. Isn’t that the basic*

*Kibum shared a picture at the beginning to prove that he is indeed THE Kim kibum

: The credit level is extremely high

: I would show a new picture before I am doing this

: I showed a new item before I started

/Hashtag: World of Married Couple Rice Cake/

: No I mean

: Goodness, you guys are saying that this was the place I went to?

: I am sorry but this is really just pure coincidence

: kekekekekekekekeke

: Ah really

: I was sitting inside when I was told that ‘Yah, it’s raining, let’s seat outside”

: So I moved and it was actually this place

: Real

: Legend I am a successful fan

: Goodness if I have known that it was that place

: I would have instantly done an imitation

-You are now watching ’World of Kim Kibum’-

(“” are dialogues)

: “My son designed it I am telling you Hhh...”

: I

: I am good at that

: “You! To my daughter!!!!”

: “Be careful of what you say”

: “Yeah, you should get your daughter to be careful first”

: “It’s not right to be meddling with others’ husband”

: Okay up till here

-‘World of Kim Kibum- EN—

: “You this crazy b*tch! You this crazy stingray b*tch!!”

: “I can’t let you off!!!!”

-‘World of Kim Kibum- END -

: kekekekeke

: I saw that scene too many times

: Actually, after that person I was hoping that Heesun sunbae would confront that person

: But she held it in though, such strong patience

: I don’t know I got used to writing it... If I don’t use that as my nickname*, for some reason, I would be sad

*fans might have asked why Kibum always uses the long nickname whenever he visits a group chat

: kekekekeke

: I am someone who is on contract suspension, when I return back to being Key, I will do Lysn

: For now, my Instagram will be Lysn

: kekekekekeke

: I know

: Am I a goldfish?

: I will do bubble when I do it

: Right now, I am doing this am I not

: For Youtube, it’s going to be SHINee’s for me

: Really

: I am afraid that I might forget about it that’s why

: kekekekeke

: Lee Taemin does Tiktok?

: ㅎㅅㅎ ㅋ*

: ㅎㅅㅎㅋㅋ*

*see it as a face expression

: kekekekeke

: Hmm... Since he is already doing it, I hope that he does it well

: Since he has already started, it would be good if it turns out well of course... Ahja!* ㅎㅅㅎ

*an exclamation for encouragement

: ;; keke

: kekekekeke

: When you want to hold in your laughter

: All you have to do is breathe

: When I was at my training completion ceremony

: It was really terrible

: I really

: I held in my laughter before I exploded laughing

: Then it will not be good

: Breathe in deeply

: I am telling you I thought I was going to d*e during my training completion ceremony

: Parents that I don’t know kept on taking pictures of only me

: Why aren’t they taking pictures of their own kids

: No I mean why are taking pictures of me

: It’s the only ceremony of their lifetime

: I mean why me?

: kekekekekeke

: I mean

: The others at the ceremony would probably be looking for their parents, won’t they

: Goodness...

: It was really a ‘Try Not to Laugh’ challenge for me at that time

: I merely got to calm down when I was singing

: Even my father came only after it has all already ended

: My mom and dad don’t have pictures from the ceremony on their phone camera

: They only have the one taken in front of the meat house

: They have to ask other parents to airdrop them

: How could my mom and dad have so many memories left when they didn’t even reach

: Do you guys know why they were late?

: They were eating something at the rest stop when my dad left the car keys in the car and the car got locked

: Ha

: Faint

: I have to go to the training camp again

: I mean I am 30, after my high school graduation ceremony, they won’t have any chance to see things like this too

: Why is it that they suddenly

: Can’t go even when they want too

: Do I need to attend middle school again to have a graduation

: What kind of weird thing are they into

: I just pretend to listen

(the following part of the conversation might not be ‘full’ because OP only kindly tidied Kibum’s replies and neither can I find the questions/remarks that Kibum was responding to)

: Have it for every season of course

: That’s me receiving fish

: My expression when I am like ‘Hmm. I don’t want’

(Emoticon words: Yebebebebebe)

: No, I will need to move a little

(Emoticon words: Who are you)

: This is my style

: I stop doing cart

: Skill is skill but in the end, the car is what’s important

/Hashtag: Among Us/

: What is this...?

: Are you kidding me right now

/Hashtag: Among us/

: kekekekeke

/Fan: Kibum-ah, play ‘Nom-3*’with me/

*Nom-3 is a game released back in 2007, it’s the 3rd game of the same series

: (replying to that fan) Noona?

: (replying to his ‘Noona’ respond) Where did you come from?

: Nom-3

: Do you use haptic?

: Anycall Yuna’s Haptic?*

*Figure Skater Kim Yuna

: For me

: It was Curitel*

*A type of phone

: kekekeke

: The one that was horizontal

: There was the one that BoA noona did a commercial for

: The one that she reads your message

: kekekeke what do you mean AnyBand It sure is cute though?

/Hashtag: Curitel Horizontal/

: I am talking about this

/Hashtag: Magic Keypad/

: I used this too

: Why, led was a reform of the keypad

/Fan searched using the hashtag: Nori Phone/

: (Kibum replied) Noona?

/Fan searched using the hashtag: Pebble Phone/

: Heol why is it like that? It looks like you opened up a parcel when your nails aren’t dry yet

: What is this?

: Signal?

: You are asking if I used pagers?

: Wouldn’t the family be a weird one if they got 4~7 years old a pager?

: They say it’s an ‘If you make a call/If you hang him, Gulliver will get caught/get through’*

*It’s the motto and branding of the phone that Kibum asked about and also an advertisement tagline

: kekekekeke

: kekekekekekeke

: kekekekekeke ah kekekekeke

: Goodness kekekeke

: If you make a call/If you hang him, Gulliver will get caught/get through

: If you hang him on your nose, Gulliver will get through

: If you hang him on your ear, Gulliver will get through

: Ah fain— kekekekekeke —t

: kekekekekeke

: Everyone stop showing off your set of great teeth and remain a poker face in real life*

(*Kibum is implementing that they are all laughing so much that they are showing their teeth)

: Why are you all like that, being like an amateur

: kekekekekeke

: Let’s do a ‘Try Not to Laugh’ challenge

: We shall go for a ‘Try Not to Laugh’ challenge

: Start

/Hashtag: Taemin/

: I love you

/Hashtag: Minho/

: Miss you

: Really to the extent, I am about to go mad

/Hashtag: OnewDalgona/

: Stop ㅠㅠ

: No more ㅠ

: Stop with Dalgona

: Please that drink

: Please make that disappear from this world

: Walnut and Dalgona

: Let’s throw away walnut and dalgona from now on

: from this world

: ‘Try Not to Laugh’ challenge is originally laying out the touching feel

: and flip it upside down

: Hold on

: Why is this a ‘Try Not to Laugh’ challenge?

: Wah

: Why?

: Are you kidding me right now?

: What about this?

: What is this, it’s even looking better on the screen

: Why Beyonce noona all of a sudden?

: Halloween? I have nowhere else to go

: Where should I go from now on

: I have no place to go now for Halloween

: What do I need to do from now on

: I have no aims right now

: No, not a venue

: But cosplay

: Lee TaeOh*

*The character in drama ‘World of Married Couple’

: kekekekekekekekekeke

: kekekekekekekeke

: kekekekekekekekekeke

: kekekekekekekekekekekekekek

: kekekekekeke

: kekekekeke

: Lee Taeoh kekekeke

: kekeke

: kekekeke

: What is that mentholatum on the table?

: kekekekeke

: How can I be the one uploading Keyland’s pictures, I danced and sang though

: kekekekeke

: What are you talking about right now

: kekekekekekekekeke

: Half buzz cut? I am going to do it I am telling you?

: You think I can’t do it right?

: I am going to do it I am telling you, don’t you know me?

: kekekekekeke

: I am going to shave half, wear a piano beanie and call Ha Sangbaek, okay*?

*Ha Sangbaek is a designer/stylist that worked with SHINee at their early debut stages such as Replay and Juliette etc. Kibum used to wear a piano beanie too during his early debut days...

(this pic was not in the chat but was attached for reference)

: kekekekekeke

: I am joking

: I was really sincere at that time

: It was only me who enjoyed it...

: 😔

: It was only who enjoyed it hmm.. 😔

: I

: Shall I drop a picture for real

: My grandmother and grandfather

: I found it at home

: Ya, they went somewhere to enjoy a trip

: They really liked each other

: But when they fight, it’s catfight. It’s no joke. I escape

: Love catfight

: Ah this must be what it’s like to be family

: kekekeke

: The picture is really cute, isn’t it

: Really, the point is

: They drank a really huge/big alcohol

: DNA doesn’t change much

: At that time, water in glasses

: People don’t buy it to drink

: Glass bottle water? There was no such thing during that time

: I think they drank it while they were enjoying a trip

: Ahwoo

: Makes me think that DNA doesn’t change much

: It’s really the mystery of the honest human body

: But my grandmother, even when I was a kid

: She seems to always be wearing Hanbok if she goes somewhere to play

: You guys don’t see those kind nowadays, do you

: Ya she is really stylish

: She would always dress up elegantly like that

: She is always wearing it there, isn’t it

/Fan suggested for Shawols to wear Hanbok to Keyland as a dress code/

: Cannot, if you guys are seated side by side, the clothes will invade (into another person’s seat)

: Excuse me the Hanbok beside me-nim! This is my seat though?

: kekekekeke

: What are you guys going to grab on, you guys are going to grab onto light sticks, aren’t you

: It would be worn on one side for every one

: Ah right, it’s called the ‘Shating Star’ right

: Lightstick is too strong

: I am off today

/Fan: [News] SHINee World, Having Good Manners Even When Attending Concerts, We Wore Hanbok~/

: It still feels awkward huh

: [Exclusive] Hanbok has Been Decided as SHINee Concert’s Dresscode

: Please check the details in the following articles

: I that one

: the mini Shating Star

: I went around with it hanging on my bag

: While it shattered

: I will need to ask for one more from my company

: 🐶 It’s not that it shattered, just

: Ohra? (Oh?) It’s shattered huh

: Something like that

/Fan: Let’s make it a solid one again/

: Ah... I am making it...?

: I hope that it was solid too...

: kekekekeke

: Please... I also want it

: kekekekeke

: I hope that it would be solid and won’t break too...

: Need to make pretty goods too of course

: Were you guys satisfied with Keyland goods?

: Keyland goods too

: It wasn’t made 100% the way I wanted it to be

/Fan: You must have felt a little pity/

: Of course...

: I always didn’t have time

: There’s also something called the unit price...

: I wanted to make something good for you guys

: but even with the strength of all of us combined too

: It can’t go well

: No, the problem is not about the price gets even more expensive

: If it was being set low

: Problems will increase whenever the quantity is being set low

: Whatever it is

: Of course~ Even in Dongdaemun, if we were to have 100 thousand clothes, I would rather just do whatever I want to do the way I want to do it

: I am talking about just anything right now huh kekekekeke

: Me

: kekekekeke

: Anyway, the ones that my hand touches

: to the ones that my hands reach

: I am trying hard to let Kiyeomis have good things in their hands

: I am not talking only about my solo

: I wanted to do everything too of course... kekeke

: If I act in a movie, do variety shows and even release an album

: That can’t really go well

: But you guys also know our company, don’t you. We don’t do it just simply or without sense but because they are lots of those that are going on

: No look, think about it if one of the people here become an SM employee. How could there be someone who would go ‘I should make weird goods and release them~~~’ on purposeㅠㅠ

: ‘I shall purposely make it very badly ~~~ Woohoo!’

: They wouldn’t be like this, isn’t it

: That’s why just... try to understand a little. I will try my best

: Okay... I can’t throw away the clothes that I bought 10 years ago too

: It just reminds me of that time

: But don’t goods have meanings like that?

: It’s something you could relate to at that point of time, something you could relate too at that period of time

: Even when you buy it from someone next time, you won’t be able to buy the memories, right. You are just having the item only

: I am not trying to sell anything neither am I asking you guys to buy. It’s just that I wanted to share that I think the meaning of goods, at the very least, is something like that

: If that’s the only happiness that allows you to breathe when you are resting after working or studying then that’s my job to give you guys something of the best

/Fan: Has Kibum proved that it is actually him himself?/

: Why are you being like this, don’t you know me?

: I laid out a new picture before I go on