2020. 08. 15
♥ Kibum entered one of his Kakao group chat
original chat credit: shineshinee0525
<Yabalabahiyamohayimamohayirula-nim has entered the chat>
(the above username was a line from a song called ‘Dunk Shot’ released in 2009 by Lee Seunghwan and later remade by NCT Dream)
: Hi guys
: Kiyeomis
: There’s only one slot here and I merely got in
: The group chat room above this, just exactly when is <FACE>’s release date
: Isn’t it 181126?
: Why can’t I
/Kibum was trying to get into another group chat room but the password to that room was supposed to be Kibum’s ‘FACE’ release date but he couldn't get in even when he keyed in 181126/
: kekekekeke
: It’s right that it’s 181126 though why can’t I get in?
: I did everything like 112618 and I couldn’t get in
(So stressed out!)
/fans asked where Kibum was/
: I am at my camp
/fans asked if Kibum has eaten?/
: You guys sure have not been to the military huh
: It’s a taboo to skip a meal
/fan: of course we won’t know/
: kekekekeke just in case
: there could be a non-commissioned officer too, right
: kekekekekekekekeke
/fan: I am a non-commissioned officer/
: Don’t lie, ohwoo
: kekekekekekekeke
/fan: I need to go the military right now/
: kekekekekekeke Why are you coming only right now I am going out soon though!
: kekekekekekeke
: New kids came the day before yesterday
: pff cute
: it rained really really really really really a lot right
: Everyone be careful. It’s my first time seeing Olympic Daero being locked down…
: But is it even real?
: Is it even real for me to cook when I am out for my vacation?
: Sick of it really
: Sick of it, people just don’t change
: Is it even real that I cook and Lee Taemin orders coffee through the delivery application?
: What’s the address
: I mean if we are going to do that I would have just ordered chicken feet too
: 1st round: Wah is it even real to have coffee delivered?
2nd round: Oh… He knows how to do that?
: Is this even something for me to go marketing in the morning to make
: kekekekeke
/Fan: Kibumie, do you know bubble?/
: What is bubble?
: I know Lysn but what is bubble?
: I said that I am going to retire for a short while and they didn’t teach me about it huh SM family
: I will do it later, after my periodical retirement is over
: kekekekekekeke
: kekekekeke What do you mean by when am I returning, the date has already been set though
: kekekekeke
: it’s not a temporary retirement, of course. It’s a 19-month voluntary resignation
: I have a lot of things to do…
: kekekekekeke But I will need to move
: Ya, I am a natural man so I am doing it
: kekekekekekeke
: Yes, this is blue cheese fatsia
/Fan: Climb a tree with me/
: Ack kekekekeke
: Who was it that said ‘climb a tree with me’
: kekekekekekeke
: #Mogli
/Fan: Oppa, shall I dig out wild ginseng for you?/
: Cannot, I can’t eat wild ginseng
: It will be very heaty
: I don’t know I think my body has changed
: How flushed I would be
fan:
: Who is this? Where do you come from? From which singer’s site did you come from? Why are you being like this?
: Why are you being like that?
: Where did fraktsiya* come from?
/*fraktsiya = mole, agent/
: A fraktsiya with what mission did you bring?
: Kiyeomis, you guys to the extent know that that’s a Russian word?
: I miss Silkie
/Kibum called Garcons ‘Silkie’ which is a breed of chicken that is known for its black feathers/
: Commedes is at 3puppy
: Garcons is at 3puppy too
: It’s done
: Give me your selfies
: kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
: Give me your selfies
: Why are you asking why?
/Fan: Why \o/ Why??/
: Why are you asking for my selfies?
: Send them to me hurry
: Spit it
: kekekekekeke
: kekekekeke
: I don’t have pictures
/Fan: Even your feet pictures are okay/
: How about something like this
: kekekekekeke
: kekekekeke
: But I have nothing to send to you guys
: Picture name Teacher Kim who overcome a hangover with tea
: I don’t know. I drank a cup of soju with the people in my camp
: but because I drank it when I don’t really drink (that often)
: I fainted
: I can't do it now. I am not like how I was in the past
: I wanted to listen to things from the past
: but I just fainted
: I can’t do drinking broadcasts
: kekeke
: I turn off all of a sudden kekeke
: kekekekeke
: I need to go off now
: I need to go off now
/Fan: You are going to go pluck raspberries again?/
: What
: Raspberries ㅠㅠ
: All of them dropped because it rained ㅠㅠ
: I should go and sleep now
: Bye!
/Yabalabahiyamohayimamohayirula-nim has left the chat/
