2020. 06. 28
♥ Kibum entered one of his Kakao group chat
original chat credit: shineshinee0525
<Yabalabahiyamohayimamohayirula-nim has entered the chat>
(the above username was a line from a song called ‘Dunk Shot’ released in 2009 by Lee Seunghwan and later remade by NCT Dream)
: Hi guys”
/Q: Why is your name like that/
: Let’s cast a spell ♫
: You guys don’t know this song?
: How can I send you guys a voice message when I am at a military area
: Are you guys seriously going to watch me discharge late?
: kekekekekeke
: Cannot, don’t be nervous. I won’t go off that soon anyway
(hehe)
: No news means good news O.< (winks)
: No, it’s my rest day today
: (the weather) is hot
: Hot
(HA!!!!!!)
: H O T !!!!!!!!
/Q: Can you change your name to something we can see better? Huhuhu hehehe/
: Mine?
: Yabalabahiya?
: This?
: kekekekekekeke
: You should only read this
: If you add it with its melody
: The age will show instantly
(it’s a legend huh)
/fans were looking for Kibum in the chat room/
: I am here
/Fans: Please do Youtube!!/
: But Youtube
: Ohhwoo
: I don’t know, just wait for moment
: kekekekekekeke
: kekekekekeke
: Please make ‘World of the Married Couple 2(K-Drama)’
: I am living on the life of watching the rebroadcast in the morning
: ‘is it fun?’
: it’s because of the husband… this person cheated I am telling you
: To me that scene
: I thought it was just an imagination okay
: Is it fun?
: kekekekekekekekekekekekeke
: Could it be could it be
: When the ‘Tell Me What to Do’ lady-nim hits Kim Heeae sunbaenim
: Heol!!!!!!!
: Heol!!!!!! Ack!!!!
: Not fighting back?
: kekekekekekekekekeke
: kekekekekeke
/Fans were looking for Kibum/
: What are you guys looking for
: Is there a need to find my nick(name)?
/Fan: Kibum’s nick is Bala something…/
: You are born in 1999 right?
: Do you guys want to have this?
(Kibum shared a 14 seconds long behind the scene clip from I Wanna Be MV filming)
: My face is squashed because I am lying down
: But if it’s this way, you guys will watch it the opposite way again right?
: ohhwoo so sick of it*
(*Kibum used his cute ‘sick of it’ joke again hehe)
: Kiyeomis (Cuties)
: Rest at home, it’s hot so don’t go out
: It’s dangerous outside, isn’t it
/Someone said that ‘I should just stay at home, what importance does school have/
: Who said ‘I should just stay at home, what importance does school have’
: kekekekekekeke
/Fans: It’s soon Kibum’s discharge D-100/
: It’s my 100 days? Oh my I don’t count those things
: Oh my god
/Fan: We count!/
: We count*
*The fan wrote ‘Count’ in a rather short-form way so Kibum corrected it by repeating the sentence by using the right word for ‘Count’
Fan:
(Fans sent meme of Kibum)
: It is starting again
: kekekekekekeke
Fan:
: You kid
: Sir/Mdm?
: kekekekekeke
Fan:
: kekekekekekekekekeke
: Stop it
: kekekekekekekekeke
(Let’s live like a human please)
: Guys
: Is this fun?*
*Kibum is imitating the dialogue in the drama
(Kibum used the hashtag search function on Kakao, searched and shared with the keyword ‘World of the Married Couple’)
/Fan: Yes yes!(It’s fun)/
: You can’t say ‘Yes.’ You shouldn’t be able to talk at all
(from this onwards, it’s Kibum’s own drama reenacting time)
: ‘You! Be careful of your words towards my daughter!!!’
: ‘Before that, you should have asked your daughter to be careful’
: ‘You aren’t supposed to meddle with someone else’s husband’
: ‘Falling in love is not a crime, isn’t it!!!’
/Top emoticon: ‘Too/Tu’
Bottom hashtag: ‘Falling in love is not a crime, isn’t it (it’s a scene from the drama)/
(Kibum’s reenacting ends here)
/Fan: Looking forward to you reenacting World of Married Couple/
: Won’t that be too late? If I were to reenact ‘World of Married Couple’ after I discharge
: For me, ‘Snowpiecer’
: I want to do Netflix drama
: I want to shoot for a Netflix drama
: I want to crank in for ‘Snowpiecer’*
*Meaning he wants to film for Netflix ‘Snowpiecer’
: as the son in the first-class cabin
: kekekekekekekeke
(Let’s do this)
: keke
/Fan: I shall drive it/
: kekekekekekekeke where is there any driving kekekekekekekekeke
: I will do it with card/ I will pay it using my card*
*(I think this is Kibum trying to do a line for the drama as if he was a rich kid that pays using his card)
: kekekekekeke
/Fan: Bum-ah, what do you watch on Netflix??/
: I
: Do I just say what I watch or the ones that I don't watch
: But
: I did ask of you guys to quiet down but
: Ask me questions or say things you want to say to me
: Complains are forbidden from now on
: You are asking me if I watched TAEMLOG?
: I watched it
: But
: Uhm
: kekekekekekekeke
: Thank you editor-nim!
: You have worked hard
: kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
: Editor-nim! You’ve worked sooo hard
: Try doing a versus game
: No
: I will do it
: Uhm…
: Oh my god why
: can’t I think of anything
-- Kibum ‘VS’ game round 1--
: Choi Minho who spits out the bubble only when during bubble tea vs Choi Minho who doesn’t eat meat
: Okay, how is it
: kekekekekekekekekeke
: There’s no ‘No pearls added’
: You guys would always ask for the details whenever I do a versus game
/fan: I am confident that I can eat all of the bubbles that are being spitted out ^0^/
: kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
: I faint
: kekekekekeke
: I am really fainting
: kekekekeke
/Fan: Oppa, what’s your Gongcha pick?/
: Earl grey milk tea with pearls added
: Sugar level at 50% with the ice level full
: You guys don't have to buy it for me, drink a lot of it that way
: I want to drink it at 70(% sugar level) too
: If I drink it like that nowadays, my heart would pump
: kekekeke
: kekekekekeke
/Fan: Kibum Subway?/
: How can I eat Subway nowadays
: You are trying to provoke me, are you
: (sad emoticon)
/Fan: Do you eat Mala?/
: I eat Mala of course
/Fan: Mala crazy b*stard;;/
: Ah kekekekeke Hello!!
: kekekekekeke
: I am fainting I really am.
: How can we not have even the slightest sense of nervousness?
: Kekekeke
: I really can’t with you guys
: kekekekeke
: I can’t feel any strength. I can’t type kekekekeke
: Kiyeomies, do you guys know how embarrassing this is?
(Kibum shared a 4 seconds long clip of his rehearsal for Keyland in Japan)
: To be rehearsing throwing balls at a place where there’s no one?
: kekekekekeke
: I was thinking of everything there was
: It’s just asking imaging that it’s snowing while filming a music video at a chroma-key (blue screen
: Rehearsal for ball catching kekeke
: kekekekekekekeke
: Oh my god
: kekekekekekekekeke
: You guys are saying that it’s a rehearsal for ball catching
: kekekekekekekeke
: I would faint?
: kekekekekekekekeke
: ah kekekekeke I really kekekeke
/Fan: Bum-ah I can do both mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and CPR/
: What do you mean you can
: kekekekekekeke
: kekekekekekkekeke
/Fan: Kibum, do you know Lalalalala?/
: Oh….?
: What are you asking if I know by writing it down just like that…?
: Do you know Hahihuheho?
(#Hahihuheho)
/Fan: Other than ‘Hahihuheho,’ I totally can ‘Papapupepo’/
: Papepopo Memories S2
: kekekekeke
: Why do I always read only that whenever it’s reading time
- Kibum ‘VS’ game round 2 –
: Kim Kibum whose toenail reaches the ground because he doesn’t cut them VS Kim Kibum who can reach his phone from far because he doesn’t cut his fingernails
: Here, choose
: kekekekekeke
: No for both
: kekeke
: kekekekekekekekekeke
: I really kekekekekeke
: kekekekekekekekekekekeke
: Who said that it would be amazing at fan sign events really I can’t with you guys
- Kibum ‘VS’ game round 3 –
(Kim Kibum who burnt all of his eyebrows VS Kim Kibum who burnt all of his eyelashes)
/Fan: Kibum’s eyebrow scar is precious VS If you burn your eyelashes, it will hurt and dust will enter straight away/
: Ah are eyelashes more important..?
: kekekekeke
: Who said tattoo
: kekekekekekeke
: kekekekekekekekeke
: kekekekeke It’s definitely VS only when there’s a game that the consequences would be thought of kekekekeke
(The voting has ended
Result: Kim Kibum who burnt all of his eyebrow)
: Aigoo, seems like the eyebrows are better
-Kibum ‘VS’ game round 4-
(Kim Kibum with long hair that reaches till his ankle VS Kim Kibum with normal hair)
: Here, this is easy, right
/There were 80 people who voted for long hair/
: Who are those 80 people?
: Leave
/Fan: Let’s grow out your hair like Rapunzel, Kibum-ahhhh Bumpunzel!!/
: Rapunzel keke
: kekekekekeke
: kekekekekekekekeke
: Would you mind coming up to the top?
:
: Do come up
: Who are those 94 people
: kekekekekekekekekeke
: kekekekekekekekeke
: Ankle kekekekekekeke
: See, up till now
: A Kim Kibum with no eyebrows, with long fingernails that would allow me to reach for my phone from far and it would be amazing at fan sign events, my hair would reach my ankle and there is an elevator to reach to the top is what you guys want?
(let’s do this)
: This can’t do
: This is just
(Sorry but it’s a no-pass)
: Oh my
: Cuties
: I am rich of emoticons
: I am rich of emoticons and phone cases
(Ah… Life)
(What?)
(You think that’s funny?)
: Why am I the group leader (of the chat)?
: Why
: Why
: What is this
: kekekekekekekekeke
: kekekekekekekeke
: I am asking you guys what is this
: kekekekekekekeke
: What is this? What is this
: I am not used to things like this
: What is this?
: kekekekekekeke what are these hearts kekekekeke
/Kibum starts to play with the heart sending function in the group chat; when one becomes a group leader or assistant group leader in an open chat group, the person’s message pops up and they can press hearts too/
: (Someone) says that it’s the taste of power kekekekekeke
: But if it’s this case, you guys will have to screenshot it, right? One by one
: Ah that’s not it. It will also appear in the chat too?
: Ohhwoo
: Eyes hurt eyes hurt
: Why are you asking how do I know?
: Of course I know everything
(Angle)
: It comes out instantly
: Where do you guys say you all are waiting*, here?
*the ‘waiting’ here means ‘waiting for something to happen’
Fan:
/Kibum replied to this screenshot above/
: Oh my god this is really pretty
Fan:
: Ah kekekekekekeke
: ke What is that I am asking you keke
: What is this I am asking you kekekekekekekeke I really can’t with you guys
Two of them (are taken) at home, the last one is at the company
: I am showing off my skill with the pasta
/Fan: Bummie made that?/
: Isn’t that a taken? Of course, I made it.
: Finished up every single one of it
: Hmm
/Fan: I will open up a store for you/
: kekekekekekekekekekekekeke hello ^_^ (Annyeonghaseyo: Formal tone)*
*Kibum was talking to fans in informal tone and suddenly at the mention of a fan wanting to set up a store for him, Kibum suddenly changed to formal tone hehehe
: kekekekekek
: kekekekekekekeke
Fan:
(You living is fan service itself)
: I mean kekekeke What is this I am asking you why is everyone like that
: kekekekekekekeke
: Cannot it’s going to be penny-wise and pound-foolish*
*incurring a great loss by pursuing a small profit
/Fan: Oppa, it has been a week since my boyfriend enlisted. What should I write when writing a letter for him to give him strength? I am writing it every day but I am always pondering over what to write for him/
: ‘Today was tough too right? Don’t worry I am waiting for you well so! I understand that you have to spend time with your seniors too so I will spend my own time well’
: If you write it like this, he will really like it
: I saw many of them broke up over here
: Ahhwoo
: I saw many of them broke up
: I saw many of them, kids who broke up
: Not only one or two of them, not only one of two of them
: What is hmm Not just oneeeee or two of them
: I am going to go pick some raspberries later
: kekekekekekeke
(#How to wash raspberries)
: Have you guys ever seen a weasel?
: If I were to just on the lights, the drones* would gather
*Kibum is talking about mosquitoes
(#Adidas mosquito)
: kekekekeke
/Fan: Kibumss do you know the sound of a water deer’s cry?/
: It’s not to that extend…? Kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
: kekekekekekekekekekeke
/Fan: Please do a crying sound of water deer/
: Where do you come from? Are you sure you are a Shawol?
: You came to the wrong place, didn’t you?
: Where do you come from? Where is your original home?
: You are like my mom who calls me when I appear not that pleasantly on TV
: Where is your original home?
/Fan: Kibumah I will show you me eating Yeopddeok* with my nose/
*Yeopddeok: A spicy rice cake brand that is known for their rice cakes’ high level of spiciness
: Where did you come from? I think it’s okay for you to return to where you came from… You are not a Shawol right? Are you okay? You must have been really surprised, right? I am sorry
: Eating Yeopddeok with your nose? Where do you come from?
: Where? I am asking where is your original home?
: kekekekek
: kekekekekkekekeke
Fan:
: kekekekekek ack kekekekekekeke yah kekekekekeke!!!! Yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who are you? Kekekekekekek
: Everyone is insane right
/Fan: They said that it’s a trend to eat it(Spicy rice cake) with our nose/
: Why are there such trends. Just do the ‘Any Song Challenge’ That’s a trend. Why would you eat with your nose. Return back to where you came from!
: kekekekekekekekekeke
/Fan: So you know the ‘Any Song Challenge’ huh/
: Who are you? Where do you come from?
: kekekekekekeke I mean, who are you people
/Fan: Let’s try eating with our nose together when we go to a concert later/
: I am sorry but I think it’s better for you to return back to where you came from and attend a concert there. You are not a Shawol right? You were really surprised right? I am sorry
: I mean why would you eat Yeopddeok together at a concert
: All of you get out!!!!!!!!
: kekekekekekekekekekeke
: kekekekekekeke
: This is insane. The small ball that the nose set off made us came this far
: What kind of trend is eating with our nose
: Drink with a long straw through our ears, then it would be possible to eat with our nose at the same time
: I heard that pasta straw is going around a lot in Italy, I am really curious about it
(#Pasta Straw)
: Because it’s eco-friendly
: Because plastic straw is bad for the environment
/Fan: Can I just buy a few and send it to the Seoul National Cemetery*???? Kekekekekeke/
*Seoul National Cemetery is where Kibum mostly carries out his military duty
: No, don’t send
/Fan: Is that for eating?/
: It can’t be chew kekekekeke
: It’s just a straw
: Even though, it had to be used in consideration for the environment… But because paper straws change the taste of the drink so that would be really good
/Fan: Shall I show you me inserting a straw into my nose/
: Excuse me? Please leave for a moment, wake up before coming in again. I will give you some Condition* and Sangkwaehwan* so just until the substitute driver comes… just…
*Both of these are medicines for hangover
: kekekekekeke
: You are asking me to release pasta straw as a merchandise? But it’s consumable, isn’t it? Won’t it be a little wasted?
: Just go with a strong straw, let’s make straws that can be used for multiple times. That would be better, isn’t it…
/Fan: I want to buy Coca Cola case/
: Cannot. I changed it again, to Heinz ketchup case
/Fan: Kibumah have you used stainless steel straws before??/
: Ya, I use it here, I use straw here
: You asking how many cases I have? It would faster if you count our hair
/Fan: It must be a hassle to wash it/
: There’s a cleaning brush for straw, isn’t it
: I have used transparent cases before
: But in the end, I would still buy one with color
: Me
: I am not going to buy from now on
: kekekekekekekeke
: I am me
(#I am me)
: Hold on
: Hold on
: What is this?
Top: “How can you be taking selfies when I am talking about breaking up?”
Bottom, Coco Cola Korea replied: “Keybummim who has a remarkable discerning eyes looking at the case,,, (scribbling down)"
(Kibum actually manually zoomed into the caption)
: I mean
: What have you made me into?
: You have made me into Lee Taeho sunbae*
*Lee Taeoh is the character in the drama ‘The World of Married Couple’ who had an affair
: I mean what is this
: I mean what kind of shameless
: man you made me into
: No, this is a picture Kiyeomi uploaded just now
: What have I done (wrong) right now
: At first, when I saw Coca Cola’s reply, I was like Oh… but what is that at the top…?
: What is that…
: kekekekekekekeke
: I mean exactly what kind of trend is that
: kekekekekekekekeke I understand that it’s an adlib/joke
: But taking a selfie when there’s words about breaking up?
: That’s really
(It’s making me stress!)
: kekekekekekekeke
: I
: am reaching my limit… I can’t really catch up with things like that
: kekekekekekekekekekekeke
: It’s true that I wrote the lyrics to ‘Cold,’ even so I won’t be taking selfies when I am about to face a break up
: Even though you talked about separating/farewell ♫ I chose a Snow filter ♫
: Sorry ♫ Touching up (a picture) is more important to me ♫
: 30 to 70! Yapyapyap!
: I am not saying that that’s what I really do. The filters work on me too well so I can’t use them
: It widens my eyes too much
: Have you guys seen the pictures of those who discharged on Instagram sometimes?
: It feels strange
: Shocking
: It just feels strange
: They made the nostril disappear
/Fan: For oppa, even without filter, you are the most handsome person in the world/
: Mom? What are you doing here…?
: I mean what are you doing here….?
: Seeing that you are saying that I am the most handsome in the world, you must be my mom
/Fan: I got myself a son… Son…. What do you need…?/
: But you just said that you needed something just a while ago, why are you asking me now
: kekekekekekekekekekkekekeke
: Right now
: Are we in a classroom visit
: kekekekekekekekekekeke what is it here kekekekekekekeke
: kekekekekekeke is this an admission group chat
: A group chat to share admission information
: I am asking if this is the group chat for that
: I mean sir? I need to go off
: I won’t be able to pick raspberries once the sun goes down
: I would get bitten by snakes
: (cries)
: I had fun too
: Look for this and that and tag me on Instagram, for those who don’t find it troublesome
: I love you guys
/Fan: Love you, son/
: kekekkekekekekekekekekekekekkekeke until the very end kekeke
: kekekeke
: kekekekekekeke
: I will get going tnow
: Stay well
/Fan: Don’t get hurt/
: I won’t get hurt
: Remember everyone, nothing happened
: If something happens, all it takes is for time to pass
: Don’t worry, sleep well
: Bye bye
/Yabalabahiyamohayimamohayirula-nim has left the chat/
